statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. 
Mallu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

E-Mail

How Do You Know If A Mallu Has Been Sending E-Mail ... ? 
You See A Bunch Of Envelopes Stuffed Into The Disk Drive ... 

Wait Please

Mallu : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Mallu : 75 Kg Sir!!!

Spots

Mallu To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ? Mallu - No , Just Spots ... ;->

umbrella

Mallu to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Mallu - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go

Ring

On a valentine's day mallu's grlfrnd asks him

"Darling, on our engagmnt wil u give me a ring?

Mallu replied:-

Ok,give me ur telephone no: i wil give ring....

lottery ticket

Mallu wins 20 cr frm Rs.20.00 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Mallu: "Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00 back.!

speed

Mallu's wife: "chetta speedil bike odikkathe.Enikku pediyakunnu.

"Mallu:"pediyanenkil enneppole neeyum kannadachirunno...

pala vattom

calicut BTech. Exam pala vattom ezuthi thotta Mallu thante pen
universityikku ayachu koduthu kood oru kurippum!

"aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikkunnu"

Oops

Mallu: “During my operation, 
Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” 
Nurse : “What word was that?” 
Mallu : “Oops!”

Thunk

A friend asks Mallu how was ur exam? Mallu: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Mallu: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'

DEAF

Sardar wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"..

Time Pass

Mallu thante peru engine save cheythu ennariyaan Girl Friend'inte mobile leku ring cheythu.

Appol kandu..

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"TIME PASS NO.8 Calling"

Office

Mallu bharya joli cheyunna officilethiyapol aval managerude madiyilirikunnathanu kandathu.udaneMallu :vadi... Ini ivide oru nimisham polum joli cheyenda! 

Manager:kshamikanam ikaryam paranju natikaruthu.

Mallu:parayum njanellavarodum parayum!office aanu polum! jolikark irikan oru kasera polum kodukilla!