umbrella

Mallu to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Mallu - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go

Ring

On a valentine's day mallu's grlfrnd asks him

"Darling, on our engagmnt wil u give me a ring?

Mallu replied:-

Ok,give me ur telephone no: i wil give ring....

lottery ticket

Mallu wins 20 cr frm Rs.20.00 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Mallu: "Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00 back.!

speed

Mallu's wife: "chetta speedil bike odikkathe.Enikku pediyakunnu.

"Mallu:"pediyanenkil enneppole neeyum kannadachirunno...

pala vattom

calicut BTech. Exam pala vattom ezuthi thotta Mallu thante pen
universityikku ayachu koduthu kood oru kurippum!

"aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikkunnu"

Oops

Mallu: “During my operation, 
Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” 
Nurse : “What word was that?” 
Mallu : “Oops!”

Thunk

A friend asks Mallu how was ur exam? Mallu: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Mallu: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'

DEAF

Sardar wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"..

Time Pass

Mallu thante peru engine save cheythu ennariyaan Girl Friend'inte mobile leku ring cheythu.

Appol kandu..

.

.

"TIME PASS NO.8 Calling"

Office

Mallu bharya joli cheyunna officilethiyapol aval managerude madiyilirikunnathanu kandathu.udaneMallu :vadi... Ini ivide oru nimisham polum joli cheyenda! 

Manager:kshamikanam ikaryam paranju natikaruthu.

Mallu:parayum njanellavarodum parayum!office aanu polum! jolikark irikan oru kasera polum kodukilla!

Mother tounge

 Mallu was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.
son asked dad wat shld i write here? dad says write VERY LONG.

Sun

Mallu: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. 
Mallu2: But I've never been able to see the numbers...

interview

in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Mallu: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. 
Interviewr shouts: stop it ! 
Mallu: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

pizza

Mallu orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Mallu: 4 piece mathi 8 piece enikku kazikkan pattilla.

Palam venam

Mallu Gramasabayil: Ivide oru Palam venam.
Member: palamo?
Mallu : Athe
Member: Athinu ivide Puzha illallo
Mallu: Ennal oru Puzhayum Venam!!

Kaveri river

In KBC Sharukh asks : Kaveri river is in which state?

Mallu replied :

LIQUID state! Audience clapped.

Sharukh stunned,looked behind, & found out 

dat

All were Mallu.....

Airtel sim

A Dog was chasing a Mallu.
He runs but laughing..
A man asked:
why r u laughing?
Sardar replied
"i have put Airtel sim but the Hutch network is following me".