Mother tounge

 Mallu was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.
son asked dad wat shld i write here? dad says write VERY LONG.

Sun

Mallu: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. 
Mallu2: But I've never been able to see the numbers...

interview

in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Mallu: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. 
Interviewr shouts: stop it ! 
Mallu: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

pizza

Mallu orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Mallu: 4 piece mathi 8 piece enikku kazikkan pattilla.

Palam venam

Mallu Gramasabayil: Ivide oru Palam venam.
Member: palamo?
Mallu : Athe
Member: Athinu ivide Puzha illallo
Mallu: Ennal oru Puzhayum Venam!!

Kaveri river

In KBC Sharukh asks : Kaveri river is in which state?

Mallu replied :

LIQUID state! Audience clapped.

Sharukh stunned,looked behind, & found out 

dat

All were Mallu.....

Airtel sim

A Dog was chasing a Mallu.
He runs but laughing..
A man asked:
why r u laughing?
Sardar replied
"i have put Airtel sim but the Hutch network is following me".

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